[A cheerful avatar bounces around your screen. It looks a lot like Fujisaki, though maybe it smiles a little more. The voice is the same, though it has an excited lilt to it that seems to be missing from its nervous counter-part.]

Hello! The person you are trying to reach is at work, school, or otherwise occupied, but please leave a message with me and I will ensure it is received in a timely manner! If you have any questions, I will do my best to answer, and if you have the time, please tell me a little bit about yourself! I am lacking sufficient data on the world of Cerealia and its people, so I would be very happy to talk to you. Thank you for your time!